[posto un evento reale e recente. Tenete presente che nulla di quanto riportato è frutto della mia fantasia]
Pullman, me et brio. Vedo un ragazzo che sembra guardarmi. causa perversioni karatekistiche residue, comincio a cercare di capire se è armato, come posso difendermi, se al lunedì mattina sarei in grado di tirare un mawashigeri senza farmi del male da solo.
Si siede davanti a me
Egli: ciao
Me:...
Egli: sei studente?
Me: sì.
Egli: di cosa?
Me: Informatica, here in pdf. You too?
He: No, I just have not done for the study
Me shrugs. He
: What's your name?
Me: Look, if you want to fuck you better convince me in a hurry, get down in two episodes (I say 'stop' but I came out that way.)
He: I am Sam, and you?
Me: Alan
Samuel, please, Alan. Nice name.
Me: ... thx
Samuel, but thinks, you are called Alan .. Me and I Samuel
raises an eyebrow
Samuel: Look, but .. (Approaching) you believe that there is some knowledge really important, something you can save?
Me: Oh shit, now you're not trying to convert me, right?
Samuel, why?
(see Brio stare)
Me: Well, because their helmets as a religion with me very badly
Samuel, really? Why?
Me: I think it's impossible to think and believe. Religion as an excellent target children of 5 years. For goodness sake, everyone has every right to believe in what he wants, and indeed, there are people, see the missionaries, who by faith live a life admirably. But from my point of view persolnalissimo, religion is a huge bullshit
him: why not .. God is calling you, calling you by your name
Me: I went down, excuse. Cmq And do not say you'd have a better chance to convert me to fuck that, but .. are there
Samuel gives me an invitation to a disco some Jehovah's Witnesses, and everything ends there.
Brevissssime considerations:
1) is too good. 1 minute to watch "I'm not made for the study" and "God is calling you." but what a coincidence ..
2) would be nice to try to sell my soul, or at least convert it to pastafarianesimo.
3) for the whole scene I thought of this answer .
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