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can simulate Big Bang started today by more than three thousand scientists from around the world, gathered in the CERN in Geneva, calling into question the principle of God's creation? "Patch" is dry and a little amused response that comes from Jesuit scientists of the Vatican Observatory, one of the oldest astronomical observatories in the world, still in full swing with two locations: the historic Castel Gandolfo, near Rome, and the ultra-modern in Tucson, Arizona.
But LOL, now the Vatican has of astronomical observatories?
Father Jorge, do you see in the 4-quadrant KFC-Y7?
matter what the Bible tells me to see us, Father Ralph.
Or use them as toy cameras those cycles in which a set of fictitious images turisticopaesaggistiche
Father Jorge, do you see in the 4-quadrant KFC-Y7?
Jesus multiplies the loaves and fishes, Father Ralph. Annotate.
e. .. loaves. fish. Done. Now?
I move the dial 9-RSA-D4 .. 'CLICK!' .. Ffatto. Here is Noah builds an ark. Mark.
.. mooooosé.Arca. Perfect, coincides with the scriptures!
True, father Raph. Our experiments are a success after another.
Beautiful PreyMobil of these telescopes.
Astrophysicists the Pope undertook to investigate "the infinitely large, the universe," ANSA said Father Joseph Koch, a Jesuit astronomer of the Observatory, and from experiments in Geneva, which are focused on the spotlight over the world, does not conceal a certain snobbery: "I'm not saying that we are not interested, however, we take care of each other and then the Big Bang is and remains a theory."
True, true. But so is yours. The difference is that you accept passively fairy tales handed down orally for centuries, while scientists such an airhead work hard to build a huge underground cathedral, hoping to convert as many people as possible to their beliefs.
And to think that would be so simple.
Englert Look, I created the Standard Model.
shows, Hilbert? ... Oh, yes, yes, it is the Standard Model. But wait .. as do elementary particles acquire mass?
Well, there's this mechanism is "Higgs mechanism", which excites a field called "Higgs field" until it reaches a state that I call the "Higgs boson"
Hm .. could work! But we're scientists, we must try it! We will build a huge particle accelerator, a hundred feet underground, 27 km long, with 1600 magnet supercond ..
Hey, hey. slows down.
what?
... not enough to say 'word of God'?
're evil, Higgs!
Higgs Father, please.
The 'God particle', the aim of the research superacceleratore CERN, "is only - Koch remembers his father - the name by which the Nobel laureate Leon Lederman has dubbed its importance to the "Higgs boson" but it is a metaphor, it has nothing to do with God. "
Also because, I mean, like Great Manitou CapoCazzo Almighty of the Universe, not that we would make a great figure to sit hidden at the subatomic level. And then "particle" is one of those nicknames that do not you get up more off, and everyone knows that the archangels are assholes and just can blindside you on your ass.
Hello particles such as up?
Gabriele Look, stop with history is not funny.
Particel-LA! Particel-LA!
Fanculo, davvero.
E poi, è cosa buona tranquillizzare le masse. Non serve fare un mutuo per comprarsi un cannone a ioni e cercare stanare Dio a protonate, potete tranquillamente continuare a cercarlo inginocchiati davanti alla Jpeg di un hippie ariano.
Il bosone di Higgs, che secondo i fisici raccolti a Ginevra potrebbe spiegare l’esistenza della massa, è così importante -osserva l’astronomo gesuita - perchè «costituisce quel tassello mancante alla teoria del Big Bang» che, sottolinea, è appunto «una teoria con delle falle». Per questo la teoria «esige» il boson, the particle can explain the existence of the mass, to invalidate it. The materialization of the Higgs "would fill that hole," but "if we succeed simply happen that the physicists will have another strong indication that the way they interpret things right, but always remains their interpretation."
Well, this is true. It's called Science, and the thing that requires hard a white coat, short hair, a pitiful wage and the solemn promise never to use the cheat "paroladiDio.
However, one aspect of the theory underlying the "God particle" that the astrophysicists Pope marries.
This is too easy to make jokes, go. PESSSSSSIMA choice for Father Koch, which uses a metaphor 'wedding' to speak of scientific theories. Chabal as if I held a lecture entitled "Teaching the bon ton through the Riemann hypothesis."
The metaphor of Lederman, father says Koch, "can be read as an attempt to approach the thought authoring and this certainly characterizes us."
Oh my FSM, see all and do not understand anything!
I do this, reverend, that Lederman has a Nobel Prize in physics, not a degree in pretologia astrocosmica downloaded from eMule. Then rinse the mouth or le mando Margherita Hack.
Inoltre l’astronomo della Specola sottolinea come, a proposito degli esperimenti che verranno condotti nel super acceleratore Large Hadron Collider (Lhc), che «si tratta solo di tecniche di particelle elementari».
Non so se Padre Koch sia vagamente consapevole di quante belle cose sono composte di particelle elementari: gli ananas, la maggior parte dei campanili, i crocifissi.. lo stesso padre Koch. Che quindi potrebbe teoricamente essere infilato nell' LHC.
Io la butto lì.
E, infine, cita lo scienziato Stephen Hawking di cui condivide il pensiero riportato dai giornali in questi giorni: «è much more interesting not to know and keep looking. "
There!
Say, who are annoyed by this tedious search of the scientific evidence .. is so beautiful and medievintage not know, come up with a guy extraplanare sparafulmini, chemical-physical attribute every phenomenon to God and humiliate his intellect praising the inscrutable Divine Plan whenever you can make a coffee, eh?
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